Furbies have binocular vision. That means furbies evolved as predators.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 05/16/2020 at 14:16 • Filed to: None

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VW Max > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 14:22

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 14:26

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and you’re surprised?

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 14:28

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They’re basically gremlins. Just remember to follow the rules and all will be alright.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > VW Max 05/16/2020 at 14:39

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bob and john > VW Max 05/16/2020 at 14:48

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Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > VW Max 05/16/2020 at 14:51

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15 seconds ago I didn’t want to die, but right now I do want to die. Thanks.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/16/2020 at 15:19

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gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 16:17

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This the weird Oppo I expect

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > VW Max 05/16/2020 at 16:18

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That’s creepy AF

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 17:03

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You might not like it, but this is what a real predator looks like.

phenotyp > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 17:09

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Craziest thing I’ve heard about furbies is that if you put a couple of them together in a closet and don’t interact with them, they’ll eventually interact with each other, evolving their own weird language. 

Nick Has an Exocet > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 17:35

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A Boy and His Longtail > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 18:29

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Great. Now I’m terrified of Furbies

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > A Boy and His Longtail 05/16/2020 at 19:05

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Were you not already?

A Boy and His Longtail > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 20:59

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More so now